cultofthepigeon asked: YES. YOU MAKE THAT SAD EMOTE. FEEL THE SAD EMOTE IN YOUR HEART LIKE I DO
The Man Who is Not Tall and The Man Who is Not Short probably have breakfast together all the time and The Man Who is Not Tall probably reads the newspaper during breakfast and he probably unconsciously takes out the crosswords and gives them to The Man Who is Not Short cause he’s his buddy and that’s what he always does
Apparently I am, “literally, the worst.”
And I don’t even listen to it. And I don’t know why. Every time I see something about Welcome to Night Vale, I feel an odd sense of homecoming. I do have some on my iPod. I think. I need to go on a long road trip for the sole purpose of listening to it.
This is what I got too. And you should totally listen to it! It’s absolutely fantastic. :)
Oh god. I can’t. I just
From “A Story About You”:
You moved the crates. The man in the suit, a stranger, watched. But then, as had never happened before, the man in the suit received a phone call. He walked off at some distance to take it. ”Yes, sir,” he said and, “No, sir.” Also he make hawk-shrieking sounds.
From “A Story About Them”:
"Hold on!" says the supervisor. She mumbles instructions into a walkie-talkie, and a series of "yes, sir"s and "no, sir"s and hawk-shrieking sounds come in response. "Sorry," she says when she is done. "I didn’t have to do that now. It wasn’t urgent at all.”
Let me smell you.
What the fuck, Animal Crossing?
How long does it take for the most trusted news source to turn a boring non-story into a racist, xenophobic nightmare?
About 13 seconds it turns out, and that’s only because CNN news correspondent Jeanne Moos takes her time narrating the intro.
The only thing surprising about this is that it wasn’t split-screened with the fucking plane.
what is the MATTER with cnn
in other news I dont think that william and kate can ever do anything wrong I love them
Cecil: The radio announcer is innocent. And kind! And a great friend, an even greater boyfriend. The radio announcer is also a really good bowler, a pretty decent cook, a pro at identifying cars, and a snazzy dresser. The radio announcer is funny and smart and talented and handsome and generous and above all, DEEPLY humble.